Lavender Bubbles

A confection of fine velvet dreams by your favorite Glittery Medusa Bitch, with love and foam smoke

what keeps happening every morningĀ 

god-is-dead:

I thought Phi Phi was Nicki Minaj 

I totally thought Chad was actually Cher…

god-is-dead:

I thought Phi Phi was Nicki MinajĀ 

I totally thought Chad was actually Cher…

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(via hyaloplasm)

(via hyaloplasm)

When this fashion nightmare is over I swear to Glob, sunshine and sparkles and magic and gay things are going to shoot out of my asshole and I’m going to float into the sky and cry milkshake tears of gay and love and then give birth to a gay unicorn who will then fly me home on it’s pink sparkly sunshine self on a rainbow!

its scheiße or scheisse. NEVER SCHEIBE.

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the-sunshine-never-comes:

Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra

the-sunshine-never-comes:

Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra

fuck everything fuck everything fuck everything fuck everything fuck everything

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